Episodes
Sunday Sep 26, 2021
Happy Lifey, Happy Wifey?
Sunday Sep 26, 2021
Sunday Sep 26, 2021
The Angry Lib is appalled once again. He's on a one-man, time-traveling mission to save a gerbil from Richard Gere's (alleged) asshole. Keith Harrington and Lynus Vanderbilt IV also call in with an alternate perspective. Inevitably, things go exactly as expected.
Song Credit:
"Soarin'" by Bazzi
Saturday Jun 12, 2021
"Therapy Hour" with Dr. Kockenstein
Saturday Jun 12, 2021
Saturday Jun 12, 2021
Tommy has been a little bit stressed lately and decides to pay a visit to Dr. Kockenstein's "Therapy Hour" where things go swimmingly, as per usual.
Song Credit:
"I Just Want to be Your Everything" by Andy Gibb
Saturday Apr 10, 2021
Abducting Aliens?
Saturday Apr 10, 2021
Saturday Apr 10, 2021
Moon Doggy travels back to 1947 to "investigate" the supposed Roswell, New Mexico UFO incident. Reginald calls in to explain his own theory about the crash and Professor Kockenstein tries to talk some sense into Moon Doggy. Needless to say, everything goes super smooth, as per usual.
Song Credit:
"Peaches" by Justin Bieber
Monday Jan 25, 2021
Best of 2020!
Monday Jan 25, 2021
Monday Jan 25, 2021
2020 was a total shit show, but that's nothing new here on TTR. We are off for the holidays but we will be back in 2021 with brand new and hilarious audio content for your listening pleasure. In the meantime, enjoy the best moments of 2020! Thank you for listening and have a happy/safe holiday! Cheers!
Tuesday Nov 17, 2020
The Holy Boast
Tuesday Nov 17, 2020
Tuesday Nov 17, 2020
Pastor Ken goes back to the day Jesus was crucified to try to intervene and President Donald Trump calls in to update us on what's going on with the 2020 presidential election.
Everything goes super smoothly, as per usual.
Song Credit:
"Drink Too Much" by G Flip
Thursday Oct 01, 2020
Yoko, Oh No!
Thursday Oct 01, 2020
Thursday Oct 01, 2020
The gang is back! Re-branded, and with a newly-renovated studio. Also, they now have access to a time machine. Long story...they'll explain later.
Either way, Dr. Kuntz is on a mission to kidnap John Lennon and Reginald is determined to prevent the Titanic from sinking.
Everything goes perfectly as planned, as per usual.
Song Credit:
"Woman" by John Lennon
Sunday Jun 21, 2020
Rise of the Machines
Sunday Jun 21, 2020
Sunday Jun 21, 2020
Dr. Kuntz and Kieth have been going at it on Twitter about Dr. Kuntz' latest invention that puts a lot of people in the service industry out of a job. Is it wrong? Is it right? You decide.
Song Credit:
"Wonderful World" by Sam Cooke
Sunday Jun 07, 2020
No Lives Matter
Sunday Jun 07, 2020
Sunday Jun 07, 2020
Moon Doggy, Angry Lib, Gary Goldstein, and East Coast Eddy call in to the show to update the listeners on what they've been up to during the George Floyd riots.
Song Credit:
"Crazy" by Aerosmith
Wednesday May 13, 2020
Struggles
Wednesday May 13, 2020
Wednesday May 13, 2020
Due to his church not being able to congregate, Pastor Ken has started a babysitting/homeschooling service to make ends meet. Go to come4jesus.com to book an appointment. Also, Reginald Washington III calls in to defend his new side gig as an erotic dancer. Angel, from California, phones in as well to give his opinion on whether or not it's homosexual for a straight man to give another man a lap dance.
Song Credit:
"Daydreamer" by Young the Giant
Sunday Apr 26, 2020
Kung Flu Fighting
Sunday Apr 26, 2020
Sunday Apr 26, 2020
President Donald Trump calls in to explain his plan for re-opening bars/restaurants and reveals the new, official (and super racist) name for Covid 19. Greasy Tony and Professor Kockenstein also phone in to give their thoughts.
Song Credit:
"Great Indoors" by John Mayer
Thursday Apr 02, 2020
The Knuckle Sammich
Thursday Apr 02, 2020
Thursday Apr 02, 2020
Kieth Harrington, from Houston, calls in to explain why his lawsuit against a local Tex-Mex restaurant was thrown out. Sol Rosenberg and Portia Perkins weigh in with their thoughts.
Song Credit:
"Shook Me All Night Long" by AC/DC
Saturday Feb 29, 2020
Best of 2019!
Saturday Feb 29, 2020
Saturday Feb 29, 2020
A very special 'Best of' episode for 2019. It was a great year with a lot of laughs, a ton of growth, and even more memorable moments. We apologize for it being so long but there was too much good stuff that we didn't want to leave out. Thank you so much for your listener-ship and enjoy the very best calls of 2019!
Song Credit:
"Somewhere Only We Know" by Keane
Saturday Feb 15, 2020
You Had it Coming
Saturday Feb 15, 2020
Saturday Feb 15, 2020
Gary Goldstein's date with Sheila the Tinder Queen came to an abrupt and embarrassing ending. Frequent callers Steve, Aaron Neville, and Lynus Vanderbilt IV call in to give their thoughts on the way Gary handled this difficult situation. How would you handle it?
Song Credit:
"Mine" by Bazzi
Sunday Feb 02, 2020
Destiny in the Vegetable Aisle
Sunday Feb 02, 2020
Sunday Feb 02, 2020
Moon Doggy takes time during his "massage" to call in and explain the ongoing investigation involving him, a fellow yogi, and illegal use of a 4k camera. He claims his actions are justified but Tommy, Wayne, Tyrone, and Eddy are not so convinced. And another thing; how do you make a banana cry?
Song Credit:
"It's My Life" by No Doubt
Friday Jan 24, 2020
Martin Luther Fling
Friday Jan 24, 2020
Friday Jan 24, 2020
Was MLK Jr. a serial adulterer? Are the rumors true that he was present during a sexual assault? Dr. Kuntz seems to think so. Reginald, from Cleveland, doesn't believe that it matters. Regardless, Tommy and the gang get to the bottom of it. Or do they?
Song Credit:
"My Girl" by The Temptations
Monday Jan 06, 2020
We've Got Spirit
Monday Jan 06, 2020
Monday Jan 06, 2020
Tranecia the Tranny is suing the Dallas Renegades' cheer leading coaches for sexual discrimination. She calls in to explain what happened during her tryout routine while Mitzy Donowitz, Eddy, and Christopher Walken offer their friendly advice.
Song Credit:
"Every Time I Die" by Children of Bodom
Sunday Dec 08, 2019
Lionel Richie Salad
Sunday Dec 08, 2019
Sunday Dec 08, 2019
Reginald Washington III calls in to discuss a recent encounter with a neighborhood dog that resulted in him having a bruised buttocks and an even more bruised ego. Gary Goldstein and Muhammad the Terrorist also call in to talk some sense into him. Of course, as usual, nothing goes as planned.
Song Credit:
"Proof" by Paramore
Monday Nov 18, 2019
Leave It Up To Trevor
Monday Nov 18, 2019
Monday Nov 18, 2019
Kieth is going thru some hard times so him and his wife attempt to make a pornographic film. However, they are having trouble getting a return of investment. He calls in to promote the film and tell us a little about his process. He also tries to squash all the beef that stems from a screenshot he shared on Twitter that caused everyone a ton of grief.
Song Credit:
"Bang the Doldrums" by Fall Out Boy
Sunday Oct 27, 2019
Lovable Junkie
Sunday Oct 27, 2019
Sunday Oct 27, 2019
Alvin "The Angry Rapper" Chipmunk is taking the Endless Ranters podcast to small claims court. The show's agent/manager and co-host call in to state their case. On the second half of the show, Kieth from Houston, Jerry from Indiana, and Portia "The Lovable Junkie" Perkins call in to give their thoughts on the controversial new dating app called U-GEN.
Song Credit:
"Grease" by Frankie Valli
Sunday Sep 22, 2019
The Antonio Brown Stain on Society
Sunday Sep 22, 2019
Sunday Sep 22, 2019
Attorney Harvey Weinberg calls in to explain the details surrounding the lawsuit between Antonio Brown, and the plaintiff, Dr. Victor Prisk, over an incident involving a rude act committed by Mr. Brown in Dr. Prisk's office. Moon Doggy and Gary Goldstein also call in to discuss the failed "attempt" at storming Area 51.
Song Credit:
"Signals Over the Air" by Thursday
Monday Sep 09, 2019
Holy Salad Toss
Monday Sep 09, 2019
Monday Sep 09, 2019
Pastor Ken calls in to explain why being a member of the 'Mile High Club' is punishable by an eternity in hell. East Coast Eddy phones in to tell his tales of passion whilst on a commercial airliner. Kieth, from Houston, also calls the show to debate Ken's take on anal penetration.
Song Credit:
"Wet the Bed" by Chris Brown
Sunday Aug 25, 2019
Eskimo Brothers
Sunday Aug 25, 2019
Sunday Aug 25, 2019
Lynus Vanderbilt IV calls in to explain his relationship with the late Jeff Epstein, whom he claims is alive and well. Chester, Christopher Walken, and Jane also call in to give their two cents. And, by the way, what's your net worth?
Song Credit:
"You're the First, the Last, My Everything" by Barry White
Wednesday Aug 21, 2019
Flashback Episode: Bookies & Bitches
Wednesday Aug 21, 2019
Wednesday Aug 21, 2019
Long-awaited guest, God, calls in to catch up with the crew and fill everyone in on what he's been up to lately. Listener favorite, Dr. Kuntz, also calls in to give the lord and savior a piece of his mind. And no, Dylan is not the issue.
Song Credit:
"Hard Liquor" by The Game
Monday Aug 05, 2019
See Anything You Like?
Monday Aug 05, 2019
Monday Aug 05, 2019
On this episode of TTR, the clan fields calls from people who have had some sort of paranormal experience. Tranecia tells a story about how "Dylan" made some inappropriate remarks to her while she was shopping for jewelry. Rob, from San Francisco, calls in with ghost stories from his workplace and Sol Rosenberg calls in, but nobody really knows why.
Song Credit:
"Be My Baby" by The Ronettes
Sunday Jul 21, 2019
You're No Patrick Duffy!
Sunday Jul 21, 2019
Sunday Jul 21, 2019
President Trump calls in to discuss the rumored storming of the Area 51 compound and to debunk any myths of extra-terrestrial activity taking place there. Several frequent callers weigh in, including the ever-so-popular Moon Doggy.
Song Credit:
"Kush" by Dr. Dre
Saturday Jul 13, 2019
Flashback Episode: The Greasiest Tony Around
Saturday Jul 13, 2019
Saturday Jul 13, 2019
Flashback to Episode #11, exactly one year ago:
Greasy Tony, owner of Greasy Tony's Pizza in Manhattan, calls in to the show to give his take on an incident that took place between The Angry Lib and the owner of an Austin pizza joint who refused to serve a woman because of her 2 vicious service dogs.
Song Credit:
"Solo Por Un Beso" by Aventura
Sunday Jul 07, 2019
Flashback Episode: A League of His Own
Sunday Jul 07, 2019
Sunday Jul 07, 2019
Flashback to Episode #10, exactly one year ago:
Rosie O'Donnell calls in to explain that she is suing the earth, simply for existing. She also goes on to explain that she is also suing the moon for lingering in restricted airspace and how she spends most of her days composing sternly worded negative Yelp reviews. Christopher Walken also weighs in on the discussion.
Song credit:
"Advice" by Kehlani
Tuesday Jun 25, 2019
Flashback Episode: Blame it on the Man, Man.
Tuesday Jun 25, 2019
Tuesday Jun 25, 2019
Flashback to Episode #8, exactly one year ago:
Stoner secret agent "Moon Doggy" calls in to explain the truth behind some modern conspiracy theories, unsuccessfully. Also, a woman named Sheila calls in to tell us why she is suing Tinder for sabotaging her dating life, along with a surprise call-in from one of her previous love interests.
Song credit:
"Lovefool" by The Cardigans
Tuesday Jun 18, 2019
The Woo-Woo Girls
Tuesday Jun 18, 2019
Tuesday Jun 18, 2019
Is your name Nikki, Ashley, or Brittany? Have you had any cosmetic work done? Do you smoke cigarettes? If the answer to any of these questions is yes; you're a whore, according to Dr. Kuntz's controversial new study. Sol Rosenberg and Sheila, the Tinder slut, call in to give their take on this topic.
Song Credit:
"Runaround Sue" by Dion
Saturday Jun 08, 2019
Da Errff is Flat?!
Saturday Jun 08, 2019
Saturday Jun 08, 2019
Reginald Washington III calls in to express his beliefs on why the earth is flat. Jane, from Chicago, and Greasy Tony call in to dispute his claims. As per usual, nothing really gets resolved...but what's new?
Song Credit:
"Lay You Down" by Usher
Sunday May 26, 2019
You'll Never Work in This Town Again?
Sunday May 26, 2019
Sunday May 26, 2019
Kieth, from Houston, is suing a local Tex-Mex restaurant for giving him a jalapeno pepper that sent him to the ER and caused him to endure "severe" emotional distress, and subsequently, miss work due to social humiliation. Steve, from San Antonio, and Rob, from San Francisco call in to be the voices of reason.
Song Credit:
"Julien" by Carly Rae Jepsen
Monday May 13, 2019
Some Kind of Blunderful
Monday May 13, 2019
Monday May 13, 2019
Dr. Kuntz calls in to tell us about a robot he invented that takes the place of bartenders and waiters. Moon Doggy also phones in to give his take on the matter and also tell us why Mother's Day is a Nazi conspiracy.
Song Credit:
"Crickets" by Drop City Yacht Club
Thursday May 09, 2019
Yuge in a Bigly Way
Thursday May 09, 2019
Thursday May 09, 2019
President Trump calls in to explain how/why he is deporting waiters, servers, and bartenders. Andrew calls in to explain why he doesn't like the taste of robot penis and Gary Goldstein/Angry Lib also phone in to give their two cents.
Song Credit:
"Darkest Nights" by As I Lay Dying
Sunday May 05, 2019
Cloudy With a Chance of Inferiority
Sunday May 05, 2019
Sunday May 05, 2019
New caller to the show, Dr. Kockenstein, phones in to explain his controversial and most recent research results suggesting that the male gender is far more superior to the female gender. Tyler and Sol Rosenberg also call in to debate the results of his study.
Song Credit:
"I've Got All This Ringing in My Ears and None On My Fingers" by Fall Out Boy
Wednesday Apr 24, 2019
Allah Akbar All the Time
Wednesday Apr 24, 2019
Wednesday Apr 24, 2019
Akbar the Terrorist calls in to do a few musical numbers and Reginald also phones in to express his disappointment in Akbar's track selection. Roger Filmacher calls in to explain how/why he is selling pre-orders for the "Cash Me Outside" girl's first adult film when she turns 18 in a couple years.
Song Credit:
"Fake Happy" by Paramore
Monday Apr 01, 2019
The Right Side of the Law?
Monday Apr 01, 2019
Monday Apr 01, 2019
Tranecia Jones, friend of the show and undefeated transsexual MMA fighter, calls in to talk about the ethical nature of being a transitioning male-to-female MMA competitor. East Coast Eddy, alleged MMA practitioner, also calls in to express his push-back against male-to-female transsexuals competing in combat sports.
Song Credit:
"You Rock My World" by Michael Jackson
Sunday Mar 17, 2019
Numb, Numb, Number One
Sunday Mar 17, 2019
Sunday Mar 17, 2019
On this episode of TTR, Gary Goldstein calls in to defend R. Kelly who currently has a lot of pending legal troubles. Also, the newest addition to the TTR staff, Sol Rosenberg, calls in to give the guys the details of the case. We also hear from God, Michael Jackson, and Bill Cosby. All of which whom have "questionable" histories, to say the least. But who are we to judge?!
Song Credit:
"Feelin' Single" by R. Kelly
Thursday Mar 07, 2019
Best Tacos in the Universe!!
Thursday Mar 07, 2019
Thursday Mar 07, 2019
Steve Owens, host of the Fascination Street podcast and owner of Squeaky Clean Window Washing in San Antonio, calls into the show to tell us about the origins of his podcast, his take on breakfast tacos, and the benefits of the NSNG diet. Reginald, Moon Doggy, and Satan also call into the show to give their usual two cents.
Fascination Street website:
https://fascinationstreetpod.com/
Squeaky Clean Window Washing:
Song Credit:
"Bitter End" by Young and Sick
Saturday Mar 02, 2019
Hook, Line, and Sinker
Saturday Mar 02, 2019
Saturday Mar 02, 2019
Actor/singer/controversial figure, Jussie Smollett, calls in to give an exclusive interview after his release from police custody. He details the events leading up to the police investigation as well as the subsequent fallout/backlash. Lynus Vanderbilt III, Greasy Tony, Anxious Andy, and John Travolta also phone in to give their two cents.
Song Credit:
"Wake Up the Voiceless" by Story of the Year
Friday Mar 01, 2019
Trolling the Yelp Cunts
Friday Mar 01, 2019
Friday Mar 01, 2019
This episode, Tommy calls in to fight back against the extortionist tyrant known as Yelp. He questions their bully-like tactics, suspicious reviewing methods, and overall shady business model. Listen to them flounder like a fish when asked the questions that they don't want to answer. They have bullied small business owners for far too long with no form of recourse and it's time that somebody finally fights back.
Song Credit:
"7 Days" by Craig David
Friday Feb 22, 2019
After While, Crocodile...
Friday Feb 22, 2019
Friday Feb 22, 2019
Dr. Kuntz is at it again. This time he's invented a smartphone app that he claims will "clean up the gene pool" and take our species to the next level. Rob calls in as the usual voice of reason and Lynus Vanderbilt IV joins the discussion as well.
Song Credit:
"Angel" by The Game
Tuesday Feb 12, 2019
The Dance, the Devil, the Pale Moonlight
Tuesday Feb 12, 2019
Tuesday Feb 12, 2019
In light of Ben Affleck losing his role as Batman, Satan calls in from hell to audition to be Affleck's replacement. Chester and Reginald also phone in to read for the part. The Angry Lib calls in to explain how the role of Batman should be given to a gender-fluid, handicapped person of color to as to be progressive and therefore inclusive to all minorities.
Song Credit:
"I'm Not Strong Enough" by Blackhawk
Saturday Feb 02, 2019
Always a Rainy Day Without You...
Saturday Feb 02, 2019
Saturday Feb 02, 2019
On this episode, one of our loyal sponsors, Gorburger, calls in to promote his new cover album "Gorburger Sings the Hits" and gives us a little taste of the vocal ability we can expect to hear on his new record. Also, Kieth from Houston calls in to explain his current lawsuit against God for burdening him with a small thin penis.
Song Credit:
"One Year of Love" by Queen
"Make Love" by Chris Brown (feat. Tyga)
Wednesday Jan 23, 2019
You Know Hyenas?!
Wednesday Jan 23, 2019
Wednesday Jan 23, 2019
Ghetto rapper Alvin and Angel, from Modesto, have been going back-and-forth on Twitter. Evidently, Alvin knowingly disrespected rival gang, The Crips, and Angel is not having it.
Song Credit:
"Amor Prohibido" by Selena
Tuesday Jan 22, 2019
The Name's NOT Cap'n Crunch!
Tuesday Jan 22, 2019
Tuesday Jan 22, 2019
On this special episode of "The Paranormal Hour" we delve into 2 separate cases of potential supernatural bedroom activity. Frequent caller Chris, from Dallas, phones in to tell us about a comforter that might have a mind of it's own. Rob, from San Francisco, also calls in to tell us a chilling tale involving a dark, mysterious figure that haunts him in the middle of the night. Dr. Kuntz believes, as usual, that he has these cases all figured out.
Song Credit:
"Cold Wind Blows" by Eminem
Monday Jan 21, 2019
Hotter Than a Hoochie-Coochie
Monday Jan 21, 2019
Monday Jan 21, 2019
Kevin Spacey's lawyer, Alan Jackson, (not to be mistaken with award-winning country music artist) calls in to explain why they will be counter-suing the plaintiff of Spacey's current sexual harassment case for not performing oral sex on Mr. Spacey. Christopher Walken calls in to give his two cents as well as new friend of the show, Lynus Vanderbilt IV, and popular R&B singer, Aaron Neville.
Song Credit:
"Kingdom Come" by Passion Pit
Friday Jan 11, 2019
Best of 2018!
Friday Jan 11, 2019
Friday Jan 11, 2019
During our transition to a new podcast feed host we decided to air a "Best of 2018" compilation to confirm that the transition is as smooth as possible and that we can continue to deliver the highest quality content throughout 2019, and beyond, with zero interruptions. Enjoy!
Song Credit:
"Do Me, Baby" by Prince
Tuesday Jan 08, 2019
Make Way for the Love-Charger
Tuesday Jan 08, 2019
Tuesday Jan 08, 2019
Akbar The Terrorist calls in to promote his clothing line, "Eat. Pray. Jihad.", and inform us that he has also decided to pursue a musical career. God also calls is to update the listeners on his dating life since discovering the dating app "Tinder" and seeks mobile medical attention for a newly-contracted STI, since he is too embarrassed to visit a clinic.
Song Credit:
"Hearts On Fire" by John Cafferty
Monday Jan 07, 2019
Cum and Knock On My Door
Monday Jan 07, 2019
Monday Jan 07, 2019
Today we do another Paranormal Hour with Dr. Kuntz. Pastor Ken tells us about his first direct communication with the lord, Jackie calls in to tell us about a strange occurrence involving broken punch bowls, and Anxious Andy explains being dry anal-raped by a mysterious entity to the theme of the popular 80's sitcom, Three's Company.
Song Credit:
"While We're Young" by Jhene Aiko
Thursday Jan 03, 2019
Blood In, Blood Out?
Thursday Jan 03, 2019
Thursday Jan 03, 2019
President Trump calls in to explain how he plans to deport vegans and feminists, but the conversation evolves into so much more. Chris and Krystal also call in to give their two cents.
Song Credit:
"Because of You" by Ne-Yo